31.5.08

Weekend Poolside Party.

Mogli the drummer comes to Maddy’s Den every Saturday to spend his weekend. Maddy, Otwo, Jimmy, Mogli and Gigloo have a party by the side of the pool. It was already getting dark. All of them except Gigloo had gathered near the pool. Gigloo has gone to pick some guests on his rickshaw Mogli started beating the drum. The song of the evening is 'Happiness in my heart, Sasura dance mare'. Jimmy noticed that there was someone coming on the rickshaw with Gigloo. Maddy went to welcome the guest 'a lady'. Hello Ms Rainy Butt, Iam so glad you could make it. Do you mind if I call you RD. Maddy you can call me anything. I read your article TOE-LINE HUNTERS,as usual it was great. Mogli,O-2,Jimmy and gigloo also joined them. O-2 offered RD banana bread which she had baked during the day Mogli started beating the drum. Together they danced and sang, 'Happiness in my heart, Sasura dance mare'. After sometime RD left but the others continued till after midnight.

‘Cut throat Competition’?

Maddy teaches Jimmy Jimmy: What is ‘Cut throat Competition’? Maddy: This is a game played in the Sane World among known relatives, friends, colleagues or classmates. Every player has a scalpel and the aim is to slit the other player’s throat. he who slits maximum throats fastest wins. He is given a Gold chain with a pendent on which is inscribed Great Cut ThroatFFF (fast fingers first).

Oh this act!

O -2 is trying to act like a CSP. n failing dismally! just yesterday, he got carried away by all the suggestions the Masked Men had to make, n ended in quite a mess with Chilly. Now Chilly is quite a candy, she's soft n emotional (thats why Maddy loves her so much!) and O - 2 is still trying to become a part of this Bad Sane World. Tch tch! ignorant lil owl.. Once upon a time, Maddy was an innocent child too!
So, Maddy and Jimmy have been caught up sicne yesterday trying to be communicators. Jimmy unfortunately, has been grounded for braying too loudly..
Maddy's done a grand job, n everything's back to being insane in the mad world of Maddy's den!

30.5.08

Everyone needs a break.

Everyone needs a break. Life has become so fast that we don,t have time even for ourselves. If we sit and give ourselves a few moments, we can realize that: These targets, deadlines, job commitments are actually driving us mad. Due to this constant physical and mental stress people are becoming more and more irritable, intolerant and potentially violent. In spite of the general rise in financial status there is increased feeling of insecurity. The number of people suffering from anxiety neurosis, depression and other serious mental illnesses has increased manifold. All of us need a break, if not real let it be virtual, to recharge our batteries. One should plan a holiday with his family and just freak out. This is a good stress buster. If we cannot go out we should at least have change on weekends. George Washington once said, “ I would rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world.” Similarly you too visit Maddy’s den. Maddy’s den is a virtual place where more importance is given to ‘enjoying life as it comes.’ Every person has a child hidden in him. However this child is masked by most of us due to socio- economic and other personal reasons. Let us bring out this child in us. Lastly you would want to explore the other side of your personality. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join Maddy3m at http://www.madmaddremaddest.blogspot.com/ Your spouses, children and pets are welcome. email Maddy your program and Maddy will pick you in his rickshaw . Caution. Remove the mask of CSP (certified sane person). Mobiles, pagers, watch, digital diaries, laptops not allowed. At Maddy’s den you could participate in various activities of your choice. In case you are a writer you could contribute to ‘Maddy’s Scraps or help Maddy compose some songs at Maddy’s songs. If you are good at CCP (cut, copy and paste), or BBS (beg, borrow and steal) you can join Maddy at Maddy’s Ads. You can join Maddy and others at the Poolside Parties on weekends. You will find Mogli with his drum and the smart frog Gigloo. You will enjoy the dishes cooked in Maddy’s Kitchen. If you have some problem for which you can’t find a solution Maddy and Jimmy are always there to help you out in their Maddy’s Mail . For health problems Maddy the faith healer is always there. He will heal you by his faith, “I pray, Jimmy prays and you pray and you are cured.” You could always learn new things at ‘Maddy teaches/Jimmy learns.’ So come on guy’s if you have anything to share that is funny, witty or better still mad, or have any query just mail it to maddy3m@gmail.com

‘Always read the fine print.’

Why it had to happen with us? A couple was blessed with a daughter almost fourteen years after marriage. They were extremely happy and very grateful to God. Unfortunately when the girl was ten years of age she was killed in a road accident. The couple was extremely sad and depressed. Their friends tried to console them but they kept asking one question again and again. Why this had to happen with us? Why God did God take her away? They decided to ask god the same question. When they contacted God’s Officer in charge of Customer-care, he directed them to read the offer document issued by their office when the girl was born. They returned home and took out the offer document. It read; As per the instructions of God, the supply division is pleased to hand over delivery of this child to you. (Conditions apply*). ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *God reserves the right to take the child back anytime without any further notice or explanation. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So Jimmy, We must be grateful to God what we have got in default. We must not take God for Granted. Last but not the least, ‘Always read the fine print.’

29.5.08

Blog/Mini Skirt

Maddy teaches/Jimmy learns. Listen Jimmy dear: “Your blog should be like A mini skirt On a pretty woman, Long enough to cover the subject But short enough to be interesting.”

28.5.08

Maddy's Mail

Maddy
received this mail, “ ………………..God helps those who help themselves, so of course the remote is in one's hands, to slow or speed up things as one wants. However more to the point, …………. How are you doing otherwise, please do not go senile before I return this is mandatory not a request. Best your ……………” I appreciate your views but I have a query. “There is a man, he has only one son. He toils day and night to bring him up and educate him. He grows up and is admitted to a medical school. In the last year of his medical degree while he is enjoying his holidays in a hill station, a snake bites him and he dies”. What can the old father do but talk about fate, destiny or bad luck? Does he have the remote?
What is your opinion about bad luck, destiny, fate,pre ordained? Maddy will never go senile in Jimmy’s
company. Regards, Take Care, maddy3m@gmail.com

27.5.08

Maddy's Den

Following are the members of Maddy’s Den.
Maddy Hard Core Mad. Chilly Maddy’s Wife Very Stern. No nonsense tolerated. Maddy loves her very much Otwo (Orkut owl)
Maddy’s Child Rather lazy, unorganized, carefree, loves to eat. Jimmy

Maddy’s pet, male donkey child. Ms. Killhurry,

Maddy’s neighbour and Chilly’s friend. Not very friendly with Maddy and Jimmy. Always ready to shoot Maddy and Jimmy. Gigloo

The great froggie. Moglie. The Drummer

Maddy'Drum MAA: Maddy’s Angry Aunt. (She is angry because Maddy didn’t attend his cousin’s wedding).

She lives far away across the mountains, rivers, oceans, countries; so far away that one can see her house from Moon DVD (door valee didi Madd
y shares everything with her.) Vapari Ji (VJ) Maddy’s great friend

He lives in a city nearby. He works(or maybe he owns) in Feast Findia Company. This company exports firewood to far off lands. Maddy is extremely fond of him.
Maddy's New Rickshaw