Myself - All in one.

I can do everything (eating noodles) I need no help. You can't force me to do something. I'm not scared of you (hope my wife does not see this). I don't like work. My addiction. when I'm angry, I'm a . My dear wife

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Marriage

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. -Katharine Hepburn

Cool pictures from net

Just do it. For peace at home. In the graveyard. Designer ware Always aim high.

Three faces of Maddy

Dad's never Say

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say 10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? 8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that. 7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY. 6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? 5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party. 4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks. 3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall. 2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. 1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.

Father's Day

Robert Orben:

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

Persian Proverb:

Every father should remember that one day his son will follow his example instead of his advice.

George Herbert:

One father is more than a hundred school masters.

(Photo inserted to steal your attention and I was succesful)

Strangest Health Myths Here are the top three myths that have been frequently quoted by all those ’smarter’ people around you ever since you were a kid. It’s finally time to get back at them.

• Myth No. 1: Drink eight glasses of water a day. In 1954 some report in the US told people to consume eight glasses of fluid daily. Before long, everyone across the world believed we needed eight glasses of water, in addition to what we eat and drink, every day. While water’s great - juice, tea, milk, fruits and vegetables — all contribute towards keeping you hydrated - you dont necessarily need that much water.
• Myth No. 2: Stress will turn your hair grayWhile most experts agree stress does age you inside and out - there is absolutely no scientific evidence to prove a bad day turns your locks silver.
• Myth No. 3: Reading in poor light ruins your eyes. Reading in dim light can strain your eyes, you tend to squint, and that can give you a headache. But you won’t do any permanent damage, except maybe cause crow’s-feet. And a good night’s rest will help recover the eyes fairly quikly.

Idiots of the year

What idiots look like This is a classic…. Ever wonder what idiots look like? … wonder no more: YES , THAT IS A POWER CORD FLOATING ON FLIP FLOPS

Tit for tat/ Rose basket for rose bud

ROSES & HANGING BASKETS A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her “Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!” and out she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is justnot appropriate….. The grandmother says, “Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.” Happy Rose Month!

Woman

(with due apology to all the nice, ............

........................intelligent,caring......

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..................women ..of the universe,)

She is a woman…..

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.

If you don't, you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.

If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp.

If you don't, you are not understanding.

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.

If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.

If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it's bad.

If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.

If you attempt a romance,

she says you didn't respect her.

If you don't, she thinks you do not like her.

If you are a minute late,

she complains it's hard to wait.

If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time".

If she is visited by another woman,

"oh it's natural, we are girls".

If you kiss her once in a while,

she professes you are cold.

If you kiss her often,

she yells that you are taking advantage.

If you fail to help her in crossing the street,

you lack ethics.

If you do,

she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.

If you stare at another woman,

she accuses you of flirting.

If she is stared by other men,

she says that they are just admiring.

If you talk,

she wants you to listen.

If you listen,

she wants you to talk.

In short:So simple, yet so complex,

So weak, yet so powerful,

So damning, yet so wonderful,

So confusing, yet so desirable...... (-: She Is a Woman………

Maddy awaits her for counseling during Summer Course.

Golden Handshake

Golden Handshake

Whan a company notices that the efficiency of one of its senior executive is decreasing due to age and his pay package increasing,

they put a new collar with golden chain around his ageing neck and lead him to the gate.In case he resists, some persons hold his hands and shake him up, while the others give him a kick from behind to make him lively.

‘Premature retirement/Voluntary retirement scheme’

VJ explains to Maddy Regarding ‘premature retirement/voluntary retirement scheme’ Dear Maddy, ‘A chocolate at home is worth two at the office’.

Various terms and abbreviations used on this page.

Various terms and abbreviations used onthis page. BM : Born Mad. CSP: Certified Sane Person. BBS: Beg Borrow Steal. CCP: Cut Copy Paste. NRab: Never Return after borrowing. MAA: Maddy’s Angry Aunt. (She is angry because Maddy didn’t attend his cousin’s wedding). She lives far away across the mountains, rivers, oceans, countries; so far away that one can see her house from Moon DVD(door valee didi Maddy shareseverything with her.) Vapari Ji (VJ) Maddy’s great friend When Maddy is happy he Howls and when he is sad he Growls. CDP: Chak de phate(remove the planks which are obstructing Jimmy from entering Killhurry’s lawn.) Comments/Rating: MM*: Mind maddening One star(good). MM**: Mind Maddened Two star(better). MM***: Mind and Sanity destroying Thee star(excellent).

About Maddy And his near ones

For fifty-two years Maddy wore the mask of a CSP (Certified Sane Person).He was serious, hard working, dedicated, calculative, believed in planning at the microscopic level, felt one could actually write ones destiny. But he was neither comfortable nor satisfied. He found himself to be restless, frustrated, depressed and irritable. He realized that the remote was not in his hands. There was a super power controlling. What he had so far achieved was not due to his own efforts but courtesy he. On the eve of his fifty-second birthday, on 16th May 2008, he pressed the ‘ESC’ button. Maddy removed the mask of CSP and is a happy, relaxed, calm and a very comfortable person.Maddy’s DenMaddy lives in his den along with Chilly his wife, O-2 his child, Jimmy the baby donkey (really intelligent and affectionate baby donkey). There is a small pond outside Maddy’s den. Gigloo the frog lives here. Mogli the drummer comes every Saturday to spend the weekend at Maddy’s den.Ms Killhurry lives next to Maddy’s den.Maddy’s father (Maddy loves him very much), unfortunately he is no more. Maddy’s xxxxxxxx with the help of their xxxxxx abandoned Maddy some years back. Maa Maddy’s aunt lives in a far-off land. DVD (door vali didi) is another person with whom Maddy is really close. He shares everything with her.Though Maddy is friendly with everyone, very few people are friendly with him. Maddy has a friend Vapari Ji (VJ) who lives in a city nearby. He works or maybe he owns) in Feast Findia Company. This company exports firewood to far off lands. VJ is a very influential person. He has contact numbers of all big shots in his mobile phone. Income tax department is very grateful to him because he pays lots of taxes. Unlike Maddy he is not worried about the impending hike in petrol prices. Maddy is very fond of him. Maddy is a faith healer. He heals by faith. He has faith that,"I pray, Jimmy prays, the patient prays and the pt. is cured" . Maddy has been going to a village to heal the RURAL UNDER PRIVILEGED. Unfortunately Maddy himself became UNDER PRIVILEGED while doing so.Maddy is very fond of music, sleeping and eating sweets. Maddy cannot stick to one schedule. He makes new resolutions every six hours.Maddy doesn't need a watch, mobile phone, pager, digital diary, palmtop or a laptop. He uses Ms Killhurry's PC & internet conection to post his blogs. He generally over eats (greedy bum) and then complains, “I ate like a pig”. He just doesn’t believe in sharing and caring.Maddy is very scared of police, taxman, his wife Chilly and her friend Killhurry. Maddy is very friendly with God.Maddy loves to receive hugs, pats and emails. Please send your hugs toMaddy3m.