23.7.08
Take A Chill Pill........???
1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!”
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!”
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. “Think about it.”
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. “So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!”
4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!”That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!”
5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.”They said, he who never lived, cannot die!”
7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!!!
10. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi”Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???”
12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…”Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…”
13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!Piyo Sar Utha Ke!!!
Definitions - revised
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
and MY Personal Favorite!!
WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my characterlines.
6.7.08
Drop of Water
Drop of water:
What is so great about it.
Like many things around us,we seldom appreciate what is plentiful and easy to obtain.
And what could be more plentiful than water?
To get water all we do is just turn on the faucet 24 hours a day and it's there, ready to use.
But think again -- the water we use doesn't just magically appear.
Just 1% of the entire water supply in the world is available for human use,
the rest is salty or locked in ice caps and glaciers.
Just this relatively small 1% keeps all the world's agricultural, manufacturing, community and personal household and sanitation needs operating.
We actually drink very little of our processed "drinking water"; around 1% of all treated water.
The rest goes on lawns, in washing machines, and down toilets and drains!
Treated water is a carefully manufactured product,
which appears in your home only after traveling through many miles of pipeline and lengthy treatment processes.
It's a valuable resource that shouldn't be wasted.
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A leak of just one drop per second wastes 2,400 gallons of water a year. Leaks are one of the great enemies of your water conservation program and they can't be taken lightly.
