23.7.08
Take A Chill Pill........???
1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!”
Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!”
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. “Think about it.”
3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. “So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!”
4. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!”That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!”
5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.”They said, he who never lived, cannot die!”
7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!!!
10. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
11. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi”Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???”
12. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart,When tears flows from your eyes always say these words…”Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…”
13. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!Piyo Sar Utha Ke!!!
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About life,love,light,darkness and........
“It is better to light one small candle
than to curse the darkness.”
Darkness cannot drive out darkness
only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate
only love can do that.
Darkness cannot drive out darkness
only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate
only love can do that.
Plain living, high thinking and long walking.
I love walking in the rain, 'cause then no-one knows I'm crying.”
"Exercise should be fun, otherwise, you won't be consistent."
"Exercise should be fun, otherwise, you won't be consistent."
A strong man.
“A man must be big enough
to admit his mistakes,
smart enough to profit from them,
and strong enough to correct them.”
Maddy the healer
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Maddy who himself became under-privileged, Serving the rural under-privileged.
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Maddy heals by faith
Then and now.
In youth the days are short and the years are long;
in old age the years are short and the days long.
At 20 years of age the will reigns;
at 30 the wit;
at 40 the judgment.
He that is not handsome at 20,
nor strong at 30,
nor rich at 40,
nor wise at 50,
will never be handsome, strong, rich or wise.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count.
It's the life in your years.
“You must understand the whole of life,
not just one little part of it.
That is why you must read,
that is why you must look at the skies,
that is why you must sing,
and dance,
and write poems, and suffer,
and understand,
for all that is life.”
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
Maddy needs funds
to fill the mug.
Rush your help to Maddy
At Maddy' Den
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Beware
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Maddy's Pharmacy
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working hardly or is it 'harly working' ?????
POTIO MADDIEEENESE non-sensicle vulgaris
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almost ready
and it is ready
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i dreeenk, he dreeeenks, weee all dreeeenk.
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Only I know the pain of .........
duniya bananewale sun le meri kahani
roye meri mohabat tadpe meri jawani
pyar ki aag mein tan badan jal gaya
jane phir kyun jalati hai duniya muje
mein to rota phiroon badaloon ki tarah
thandhi aahe bheroon
pagloon ki tarah
baat jab mein karu
munh se nikle dhaun
jal gaya jal gaya mere dil ka jahan
Patience wins the race.
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Which even "he who runs may read,"
That Perseverance gains its meed,
And Patience wins the race.
BRUCE AND THE SPIDER
by: Bernard Barton (1784-1849)
Maddy mere mortal
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