Poor Monday No one likes him.

Hi! Monday morning. Maddy doesn't like it. Day of rest gone. Seven days of busy schedule ahead. Anyhow thats life. Cheer up. Have a piece of cucumber with Jaggery. Whole day have been humming the latest number. " Aa doob ja mere pyar mein, Aa doob ja mere pyar mein. Come drown in my love, Come drown in my love. Maddy can't be a human being. Must be a river, or stream or may be a village pond, Only then can someone drown in him. Maddy must sing, " I am a pond filled with love, come and drown in my love. Main hain toba pyar the bharya, Aa doob ja mere pyar mein."

A young girl came to Maddy,

Her eyes all read.

Maddy: What happened Ma’am?

Girl: My eyes are burning?

M: What did you put in them ?

G: few drops of Rum?

M: Whaat?

G: RUM.

M: Why did you do that?

G: I wanted to make my nain ‘ NASHEELE NAIN’

M: Pardon me.

G: INTOXICATING EYES.

M: INTOXICATING, simply INTOXICATING.

Maddy proposes there should be a warning on every bottle of alcohol.

Not for instilling in the eyes. For oral use only

Plz help me with this quote. 'A rose is a rose...... .' well a rose has to be a rose, it can't be a caterpillar. " I am a pond filled with love, come and drown in my love. Main hain toba pyar the bharya, Aa doob ja mere pyar mein. I am a pond filled with love, come and drown in my love. Main hain toba pyar the bharya, Aa doob ja mere pyar mein." Bye guys, Good night.