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Definitions - revised
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
and MY Personal Favorite!!
WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my characterlines.
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About life,love,light,darkness and........
“It is better to light one small candle
than to curse the darkness.”
Darkness cannot drive out darkness
only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate
only love can do that.
Darkness cannot drive out darkness
only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate
only love can do that.
Plain living, high thinking and long walking.
I love walking in the rain, 'cause then no-one knows I'm crying.”
"Exercise should be fun, otherwise, you won't be consistent."
"Exercise should be fun, otherwise, you won't be consistent."
A strong man.
“A man must be big enough
to admit his mistakes,
smart enough to profit from them,
and strong enough to correct them.”
Maddy the healer
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Maddy who himself became under-privileged, Serving the rural under-privileged.
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Maddy heals by faith
Then and now.
In youth the days are short and the years are long;
in old age the years are short and the days long.
At 20 years of age the will reigns;
at 30 the wit;
at 40 the judgment.
He that is not handsome at 20,
nor strong at 30,
nor rich at 40,
nor wise at 50,
will never be handsome, strong, rich or wise.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count.
It's the life in your years.
“You must understand the whole of life,
not just one little part of it.
That is why you must read,
that is why you must look at the skies,
that is why you must sing,
and dance,
and write poems, and suffer,
and understand,
for all that is life.”
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
Maddy needs funds
to fill the mug.
Rush your help to Maddy
At Maddy' Den
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Beware
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Maddy's Pharmacy
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working hardly or is it 'harly working' ?????
POTIO MADDIEEENESE non-sensicle vulgaris
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almost ready
and it is ready
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i dreeenk, he dreeeenks, weee all dreeeenk.
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Only I know the pain of .........
duniya bananewale sun le meri kahani
roye meri mohabat tadpe meri jawani
pyar ki aag mein tan badan jal gaya
jane phir kyun jalati hai duniya muje
mein to rota phiroon badaloon ki tarah
thandhi aahe bheroon
pagloon ki tarah
baat jab mein karu
munh se nikle dhaun
jal gaya jal gaya mere dil ka jahan
Patience wins the race.
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Which even "he who runs may read,"
That Perseverance gains its meed,
And Patience wins the race.
BRUCE AND THE SPIDER
by: Bernard Barton (1784-1849)
Maddy mere mortal
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