Holiday Greetings To All
(Pun Intended)
I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and
colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what
to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday and on her advice I wish to say the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious / secular persuasions and / or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted calendar year, 2009 , but not without due respect for the
calendar of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great ( not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country ) and without regard to the race , creed , colour , age , physical ability , religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms :
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. The wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Best regards (without prejudice)
Name withheld (privacy act)
Holiday season declared at MAddy's Den? Aint we all on an extended weekend all the time!!!! :D
ReplyDeleteThe new layout's much much better!!!!!!!!! Cheers!!!!